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Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Monday, September 12, 2011
The Absurdities of Vice and Felis
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Why doesn't my girlfriend's cat know how to fix the god damn stereo?
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And that's the last time I use an exacto knife while I'm naked.
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There should be an R n'B song about bending a girl over the produce aisle and spraying her with a fine mist.
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The highlight of my 10:45 Art History class was realizing there was previously unnoticed cat vomit on my left sneaker.
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Why don't animals like Prog Metal?
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I failed my creative writing class because my professor didn't like my novel: "Are You There God? It's me Margaret Versus Predator."
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I feel great despondency for the one person who has to endure my focused misanthropy for all of mankind.
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The above post is about hitting a guy with a slushee.
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I have a great proclivity for dressing depraved ideas in elegant semantics.
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I'd go to church if they had free chips and salsa.
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I can do anything if I put my mind to it. I just feel like most things aren't worth putting my mind to.
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Frisbee.
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I just watched Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow. Now I want Johnny Depp's Ichabod.
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Muffin's a little nap slut.
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Having a Korean girlfriend doesn't get you free Chinese food.
Sunday, September 11, 2011
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