Do you know which food item feels most like a vagina?
If you have ever seen Spike TV's program MANswers, then you know it is a spectacle to behold. It starts with an energy drink guzzling announcer positing brainless and blatantly chauvinistic questions about breast size, alcohol consumption, and other subjects that would pique the interest of Al Bundy. The show then tries to answer these questions with vague pseudo-science and hot chicks in lab coats (read: scientists.)
The episode I saw asked the question: what kind of food feels the most like a vagina?
In order to make the show as dudetastic as possible, the writers use a variety of words in substitution for 'vagina' including: beaver, muff burger, gravy maker, and... panty hamster.
When I heard 'panty hamster', I couldn't think of a vagina. All that came to mind was a pudgy hamster, sitting in a pair of woman's panties. Adorable.
And honestly, a hamster in a pair of undies is something so stupid you just have to draw.
By the way, if you're still wondering which food feels the most like a vagina: it's Veal. Those poor baby cows.
